my day today, matching undies, weird guy

just another day at work today, rather uneventful day in my life of unsettling surprises
but my colleagues were asking for suggestions for birthday presents for colleagues borned in march
one of them is planning to get married on the 15th? so i suggested matching underwear :D
just to make sure their wedding lives together start with a bang :D
but somehow my idea was rejected as ridiculous, after they gave erotic lingerine to another colleague?!?!

meanwhile my day sort of ended with a "bang"

here's what happened



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i was sleeping on my way home on the train just now, and when the train arrived at my stop, this guy who stood beside me at the door suddenly smiled at me and showed his tounge, and he said
"hi"
me:"hi"

*walks out of door to escalator*

guy:"you're very handsome"
me *thinks wtf, a guy thinks i'm handsome???*:"er..... thank you"
guy:"hehe"
guy:"do you like me?"
me:"er... yeah i like you too" *alarm bells ringing in my head now*

*got onto escalator*

guy:"can i lick your *****" ( i'm putting "*" because i couldn't hear what he was saying )
me*i smiled back*:"i beg your pardon?"
*guy smiled*
me *thinks wtf*

guy*points to my clothes*:"so do you work in the police?"
me:"no" (was wearing black all over)
guy*smiles again*
guy:"can i lick your ***"
(still couldn't hear what he was saying, but you can bet your arse i don't think its anything good)
me*smiled back*
me:"i beg your pardon?"

guy *smiles again*
guy: "nevermind"

me: "do you live nearby?"

guy :"no, no i live in singapore"
guy:"oh yes yes i live nearby!"

me:"......... "*looks at him blankly*

*got off escalator*

guy:"goodbye"

me:"goodbye"


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so ? wtf did the guy wanted to do with me? something tells me i wouldn't want to know the answer if its what i think it is